Outside Looking Inside

I was just browsing Technorati's Top 100 and trying to figure out how to get in with the in-crowd. At number 98 was Why are you worshipping the ground I blog on?. I just had to know who owned that ego. The home page is full of images that were taking forever to load so in the meantime I read some of the text in the sidebar.

Read this before you email me asking me questions everyone else has asked before, thus resulting in my ignoring you and you getting pissed.

Why am I popular? How would I know?! But I suggest you read these classics:

"Jeez", I wondered, "who is this cocky bastard?"
Then the first image loaded. It is lucky for me that blogging is not a verbal medium as my jaw is still on the floor. How intimidating that a blog of inimitable success is created by a woman of unattainable beauty.
Is she more than just a pretty face? Can she write? Well, can I? Check out T-shirt vortex and Just a piece of metal to peek into the mind of this necessarily narcissistic Nippon. ( Yeah, I know she's Chinese but you know my motto: Alliteration before Accuracy.)