Comedy Central Slips On A Banana Peel

A big "What The FUCK?!" to Comedy Central for choosing their entire new line-up by surveying every mall from Santa Monica to Oxnard.
"Weekends at the DL"? I remember when it was called "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn"!
"Too Late with Adam Corolla" proves the station's suits never saw MTV's "Loveline" wherein it was learned that SEEING Adam take phone calls and rant about community college and panda bear's wasn't nearly as entertaining as merely HEARING.
In "Mind of Mencia" Paul Rodriguez' act is once again passed along to the latest "beaner". Who but a fucking Mexican-American comic says "beaner" anymore? To be fair this show is the brightest of the lot but keeps playing the race card. Carlos! Mira, ese! You are a member of the fastest growing ethnic group in America! We don't fucking care! Just let it go!
"The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson". Don't have anything bad to say about this production as it was hilarious. It's just here that I learned that Sarah Silverman the sexiest/funniest woman on Earth (apologies to Elayne Boosler) is dating that fuckwad Jimmy Kimmel. Jesus is Magic and God is Dead.