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Saturday, September 24, 2005

The Poppy Fields

It was my intention to write about the greatest rock & roll hoax since the death of Paul McCartney, The Alarm's masquerade as a new, young Welsh band known as The Poppy Fields. I realize immediately that I am underqualifyed for the task. I had to use Google just to find out the name of the lead singer (it's Mike Peters). During my research I discovered this blog post. Here you will find intelligent, insightful musical criticism. I'll stick with atheistic rantings and borderline racist, armchair critiques of gratuitous Hip-Hop performances.
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Friday, September 23, 2005

Biting The Hand That Feeds

I guess I'll never understand how Google works. In search of this blog's title it ranked 17 of 46 results. Not that bad, but how can it be out-classed by typos and a possible plagiarist?(Her first post comes mere weeks after mine.) Even more confusing is the fact that these are "personalized" results. Yahoo! ranks me number 4, much better.

It's really getting frustrating to be posting to an exclusive audience of spambots.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

 One thing I loathe more than a narrow-minded religious zealot is an open-minded religious zealot. Homosexual Baptists, pro-choice Catholics, and feminist Muslims are oxymoronic with a heavy dose of the moronic. They profess their faith in the tenets and leaders who expressly forbid their behavior and beliefs. Although they may possess the strength of will to follow their own moral code and common sense where it contradicts sacred doctrine and Papal dictate, but are incapable of wholly rejecting their loyalty to their oppressors. They would rather reinterpret the ideology of their religion than to admit its failure. Still others make no allowances and opt for an existence of contradiction.
 Take my fundamentalist Christian lesbian friend. Please. She is up in the air over the “nature vs. nurture” argument, most likely possessing an aversion to debate, but asserts that she has been gay for as long as she can remember. She is also aware that she is condemned to Hell. Her most disconcerting declaration is that at the age of seventeen the Lord spoke to her, telling her to come out to her parents. What sort of person follows the advice of the one who has damned you to eternal torment?
While I’m daring to be so impoliticly correct let me ask this question; what’s the deal with the African-American/Jesus Christ relationship? Down to the most impious and criminal, every misogynistic rapper and murderous gang-banger claims a bond with the Christian God. How does one embrace so fully the religion foisted on their ancestors by their slave-masters? Perhaps it’s one of those ancient black secrets like the menthol cigarette preference and use of the “N-word”, meant to keep their oppressors off balance as a form of subversive retaliation. They’ve activated my liberal white guilt for asking a simple question, very clever.
 I think I’ve pissed off enough of the populace. Let me say in my defense that I am not one of those atheists who oppose religious belief, an ‘anti-theist’. My stance on Christianity is much the same as homosexuality and any other practice I do not myself indulge.
Do no harm;
Stay out of government;
Do not spread lies and illogical arguments for personal or political gain;
Sometimes I like to watch.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Failed Celebrity Geneology

I just wasted a small portion of my time trying to prove that radio DJ Dr.Demento is the father of the bandmembers of Hanson. This all started when I stumbled upon Dr. D's biography and was reminded that his real name is Barry Hansen. From here my mind made the quantum leap to the Hanson video "River" in which Weird Al Yankovic directed and starred. Prior to Weird Al's success with his parody of Michael Jacksons "Beat It", the only way you were likely to hear him was by listening to him live on the Dr. Demento Show. Therefore Hanson's father is Dr. Demento. I cannot find anything to confirm or deny this which is as much as a denial.
This is not the first time that all the useless trivia in my head has gotten jumbled and attempted to make false connections. In my childhood I was confused by the war comic character Sergeant York as I couldn't understand what he had to do with the two Dicks that played the two Darrins on "Bewitched". I thought Olivia Newton-John was married to Elton John (hey, what did I know then about homosexuality). Hell, just last week I was watching TVLand and became convinced that "The Brady Bunch"s Barry Willams must be the brother of "Happy Days"s Anson Williams. This was cleared up (sort of) by Barry himself at his personal website:
Happy Days started just as the Brady's were winding up our run. I visited the set several times. They are a very nice group of actors and I have done work with Anson Williams and Donny Most. Also I have done some promotional work for Nick at Nite with Gary Marshall. He is a very funny guy and I recommend his book "Wake Me When It's Funny" to any aspiring actor.
Damn the Internet!

Firefox™ Tutor - Firefox Help and Tips » Prefetch Myth

"Ed Bott, from Ed Bott’s Windows Expertise, explains in detail the beginnings of the “/prefetch:1″ myth and conclusively dis-counts it’s credibility as an effective tweak.

The popular beleif that adding “/prefetch:1″ to the end of the “Target” field on your program shortcuts will speed the loading of that program has gained a lot of momentum since it’s beginnings, which were based completely on a few assumptions. The momentum can be seen both in the approximately 10,000 web pages that claim this myth to be true (many of which are specifically intended to tell Firefox users how to speed up their browser), and in the opinion of Ryan Myers, a developer on Microsoft’s Windows Client Performance Team; “I suspect that the ‘add /prefetch:1 to make rocket go now’ urban legend will never die, though. I know that at least one major company ships products with it in their shortcuts, without ever asking us… just for good measure, I guess.”

Prefetching of Windows applications works by Windows temporarily saving some of the information required to load the application in a special “Prefetch” folder, so that the next time the program runs, Windows can start it faster. When someone observed that Windows Media Player (installed by default in Windows XP) had the switch /prefetch:1 at the end of it’s shortcut target, they assumed that

1. This meant the WMP was being instructed to use Application Prefetch, and
2. That this could be done with any program.

Application Prefetching is an option in Windows that is turned on by default (which would make all applications prefetch). So what doesn’t make sense is that they are saying that adding /prefetch:1 to try to tell the application to use Application Prefetch, is supposed to speed up the loading of an application that is already using Application Prefetch in the first place.

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