American Idol

Finally, America has redeemed themselves this year as we are ensured that only the BEST 2 of 12 marginally talented, potential one-hit wonders will be our next American Idol.

Dotting my tease and crossing my eyes

In my last post, quod vide (that's Latin, baby!) I stretched my vocabulary beyond the usual grunts so I made use of Blogger's built-in spell checker. Am I wrong to feel that this utility should already be familiar with words such as blog and sidebar? And why is it suggesting I replace Technorati with degenerating?

Outside Looking Inside

I was just browsing Technorati's Top 100 and trying to figure out how to get in with the in-crowd. At number 98 was Why are you worshipping the ground I blog on?. I just had to know who owned that ego. The home page is full of images that were taking forever to load so in the meantime I read some of the text in the sidebar.

Read this before you email me asking me questions everyone else has asked before, thus resulting in my ignoring you and you getting pissed.

Why am I popular? How would I know?! But I suggest you read these classics:

"Jeez", I wondered, "who is this cocky bastard?"
Then the first image loaded. It is lucky for me that blogging is not a verbal medium as my jaw is still on the floor. How intimidating that a blog of inimitable success is created by a woman of unattainable beauty.
Is she more than just a pretty face? Can she write? Well, can I? Check out T-shirt vortex and Just a piece of metal to peek into the mind of this necessarily narcissistic Nippon. ( Yeah, I know she's Chinese but you know my motto: Alliteration before Accuracy.)

Conversations With My Father: Episode I

Dad: Notice any difference since I adjusted the headlight on your car?
Me: No, I could see fine before and I can see fine now.
Dad: What? Are you blind?

Murphy's Law of Pet Naming

Name your pet cats and they will not heed your call.
Name your pet peeves and they will come unbidden.